A Farmer in Indiana

A farmer was working his cattle one day when he heard faint music coming from nearby. After hunting about for a time, he discovered the sound was loudest near one particular calf, and was even louder near the calf's tail. Putting his head close to the calf's hind end, he heard the Indiana University fight song.

Amazed, he put the calf in the truck and drove the animal to a veterinarian in Indianapolis. When the vet asked him what was going on, the farmer told him. The vet went around behind the calf and gave a listen too. He agreed he heard the Indiana fight song but didn't seem particularly excited.

"Man, how can you stand there and not be amazed?" the farmer asked.

The vet, a third generation Purdue University graduate, said, "Bud, I'm a Purdue fan, and I've been listening to assholes sing that song all of my life."