Keady's Combover

Purdue University Basketball Coach Gene Keady's

Tips for looking your best

10. Shake your head violently. If a single hair moves - Keep Spraying!!
09. You can find some snazzy ties in the stadium lost and found.
08. Always comb with the grain, Not against it.
07. Yelling at players makes your face purple -That's sort of like having a tan.
06. Tight pants highlight the fact that you are a member of the "BIG TEN".
05. Don't be one of those guys with Hair plugs - I mean who do they think they are fooling?
04. I live by one simple rule, Try to look better than Dick Vitale.
03. On special occasions I like to use a little eye liner.
02. Never under any circumstances go to Letterman's barber.
01. Forget the "SIX-PACK" abs just go for the six-pack.